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Post by Caligastia Lanonandek on Mar 24, 2009 16:31:52 GMT -5
When you wake in the morning and go to the bath room, you pay a tax when you turn on the light.
More tax when you flush the pot.
More tax when you make your morning coffee
More tax when you eat breakfast
More tax when you put on your clothes (you paid a tax on them)
Multiple levels of tax when you get in your car. Tires, gas, oil, parts and the car itself
More tax on repairs and maintence on the car.
State taxes just for having a car.
The road you drive on - taxes
Stop lights (signs), police etc - more tax
You get to work where again you pay multiple levels of taxation for the privilege of earning a living.
You have a phone - more tax
You have a t.v. - more tax
You get sick - more tax
YOU DIE! more tax.
Ain't freedom grand?
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Post by Caligastia Lanonandek on Mar 24, 2009 16:32:37 GMT -5
Oh yes - Komrade Obama is going to triple these.
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Post by Augusto on Mar 24, 2009 19:12:58 GMT -5
If we look at bright side, at least our freewill is not taxated.
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Post by Parn on Mar 24, 2009 20:00:51 GMT -5
Think again...he wants to cut the deductables on charitable giving. In essence, tax on giving as well.  |
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Post by Augusto on Mar 24, 2009 20:43:15 GMT -5
Whats next taxes on breathing? OH THE HORROR, THE HORROR.
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Post by Parn on Mar 24, 2009 21:46:22 GMT -5
The carbon dioxide you exhale is contributing to global warming. We'll have to tax you for the carbon footprint you leave.
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Post by cwb2007 on Mar 24, 2009 23:00:51 GMT -5
Why not a tax on being a Congressperson? 90% tax on all their income. Hell if they're talking about doing it to the AIG executives its only fair as they've squandered far more taxpayer money than AIG.
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Post by Caligastia Lanonandek on Mar 25, 2009 1:00:08 GMT -5
The most incidious tax of all time was the soul tax initiated by Cardinal Richeleu.
Jews were exempt as everyone assumed they were soulless.
You could beat the tax by declaring you had no soul - but then they burned you at the stake for being a heretic.
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Post by Augusto on Mar 25, 2009 8:24:41 GMT -5
If this trend continues even rapture it is going to be taxated. Its going to be like: Well sir lets see, half of the worlds population, you must pay the off world trasnportation tax fee. that HUGE ship there hail mary is it?, oh well then thatll be an extra fee for using earths sorrounding outerspace. Heck they could even taxate the timeline itself, 500,000 years times.............
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Post by Parn on Mar 25, 2009 9:45:46 GMT -5
Heh, that's the fun part...they could TRY...but it's not their planet and it's not their interuniversal spaceship. ^.~
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Post by Augusto on Mar 25, 2009 14:05:50 GMT -5
Amen to that pal, amen to that.
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Post by Caligastia Lanonandek on Mar 25, 2009 14:29:52 GMT -5
Yea though I walk in the valley of the shadow of death I will fear no evil because I'm the meanest SOB in the valley  |
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