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Post by Caligastia Lanonandek on Dec 26, 2008 7:54:14 GMT -5
When Young women think you're harmless.
When you wake up with pains in places you didn't know you had.
When you start passing gas BEFORE you've even had the meal.
When your dog's flatulence no longer bothers you because your's is worse.
When menopause doesn't mean she's too old for you.
When your daily exercise consists of lifting a coffee cup.
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Post by hollis on Dec 26, 2008 13:52:29 GMT -5
Damn you are old.
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Post by Abdiel on Dec 26, 2008 17:17:53 GMT -5
When you make pop culture references that no body in the room knows about.
When sex is not your primary drive.
Abdiel.
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Post by e-Male on Dec 26, 2008 18:23:56 GMT -5
When the majority of your conversations with friends center on the latest doctor's visits and test results.
Or worse, your regularity and dietary fiber intake.
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Post by Caligastia Lanonandek on Dec 27, 2008 1:34:37 GMT -5
E-male - I'll never be that old.
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Post by Caligastia Lanonandek on Dec 27, 2008 1:35:24 GMT -5
When as a young man, your father's advise was
Pet the cow to get to the calf.
The older man has to pet the calf to get to the cow.
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Post by e-Male on Dec 27, 2008 2:34:51 GMT -5
E-male - I'll never be that old. No? <sigh> and I thought you had a couple years on me. Guess you don't want to know what I've been discussing recently with friends & family. Come to think of it... neither do I. How did I get so old so fast? <long mournful SI-IIIIIIIIiiiiiiiiiigh>   |
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Post by Caligastia Lanonandek on Dec 27, 2008 2:39:47 GMT -5
well, here's my secret - I'm not really Caligastia. I'm Peter Pan - just can't fit into the tights anymore  |
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Post by e-Male on Dec 27, 2008 3:06:56 GMT -5
You know you're old [REALLY OLD] when...
You start referring to yourself as Peter Pan.
;D ;D ;D ;D
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Post by Caligastia Lanonandek on Dec 27, 2008 8:07:18 GMT -5
You know you're warped when the answering machine says
Peter Pan room - Tinkerbelle speaking
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