Post by Caligastia Lanonandek on Apr 2, 2009 1:56:09 GMT -5
Back in the 60's there was something of a fad in simple jokes that has faded into memory and the younger generations have lost a simpler time
Why do elephants where sun glasses?
So they won't be recognized.
Why do elephants paint their toenails red?
So they can hide in a strawberry patch.
What has 6 legs, 3 ears, 4 tusks, and 2 trunks?
An elephant with spare parts.
What's the difference between eating an elephant or peanut butter?
Elephant doesn't stick to the roof of your mouth.
How do you stop a charging elephant?
Take away its credit cards.
How can you tell when an elephant has been in your refrigerator?
Look for elephant tracks in the butter.
How can you tell when an elephant is under your bed?
Your nose is squashed against the ceiling.
If you see an elephant in your car, what time is it?
Time to get a new car.
What should you do to a blue elephant?
Cheer it up.
What should you do to a green elephant?
Wait until it gets ripe.
What should you do to a red elephant?
Quit telling it dirty jokes.
What should you do to a yellow elephant?
Try to teach it to be brave.
What should you do to a white elephant?
Hold it's nose until it turns blue.
How do you get down off an elephant?
You don't, you get down off of a goose.
Who is the most famous male singing elephant?
Harry Elephante
Who is the most famous female singing elephant?
Elephants Gerald.
Why don't elephants ride bikes?
They don't have a thumb to ring the bell.
How do elephants dive into swimming-pools?
Headfirst.
How do elephants find each other in the dark?
Delightful
How do elephants get in touch with one another?
By elephone.
How do elephants get up trees?
They sit on an acorn and wait for it to grow.
Why do elephants where sun glasses?
So they won't be recognized.
Why do elephants paint their toenails red?
So they can hide in a strawberry patch.
What has 6 legs, 3 ears, 4 tusks, and 2 trunks?
An elephant with spare parts.
What's the difference between eating an elephant or peanut butter?
Elephant doesn't stick to the roof of your mouth.
How do you stop a charging elephant?
Take away its credit cards.
How can you tell when an elephant has been in your refrigerator?
Look for elephant tracks in the butter.
How can you tell when an elephant is under your bed?
Your nose is squashed against the ceiling.
If you see an elephant in your car, what time is it?
Time to get a new car.
What should you do to a blue elephant?
Cheer it up.
What should you do to a green elephant?
Wait until it gets ripe.
What should you do to a red elephant?
Quit telling it dirty jokes.
What should you do to a yellow elephant?
Try to teach it to be brave.
What should you do to a white elephant?
Hold it's nose until it turns blue.
How do you get down off an elephant?
You don't, you get down off of a goose.
Who is the most famous male singing elephant?
Harry Elephante
Who is the most famous female singing elephant?
Elephants Gerald.
Why don't elephants ride bikes?
They don't have a thumb to ring the bell.
How do elephants dive into swimming-pools?
Headfirst.
How do elephants find each other in the dark?
Delightful
How do elephants get in touch with one another?
By elephone.
How do elephants get up trees?
They sit on an acorn and wait for it to grow.
